by Bret

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Afternoon all.

Well, I went and saw Star Trek: Into Darkness!

Honestly, I didn’t really detect a direct correlation between plot and title, except that space is dark. Also, there’s an implied progression into metaphorical darkness in any story that contains life threatening peril, but I don’t think that’s it.

I mean, you might as well call it ‘Star Trek: Progressively Serious Events’ or ‘Star Trek: Here Are Some Dangerous Situations.’

Maybe it’s referring to the darkness festering in Khan’s heart?

Anyway, Khan’s heart is certainly all about the darkness. It’s not made very clear why, except that he and his genetically enhanced crew were used and thrown aside by the Feds and he’s not just vengeful, but out to kill anyone who displeases him even if they’re been honourable and helpful. It’s a bit reminiscent of Nero from the first film, the king of overreactions- ‘My planet was destroyed by a natural disaster that couldn’t really be prevented, but you were trying to prevent it? Well then, I’m going to destroy your planet, in the past.’

‘Khaaaaaaan!’ ‘…Dude, I’m right here.’

Sorry, where was I?

This instalment has a nice bit of character development for Kirkyboy and Spockster (well, more than the average action film) on top of a solid plot equal in stature to any of the previous Star Trek films. There are genuinely funny moments, truly great visuals (discounting J.J. Abrams’ love of blinding you with flashing lights in every scene, even if it’s a quiet one) and top quality acting.

Cumberbatch, obviously, is excellent. Goes without saying. He’s quite intimidating, at times, though I’d have liked to see more scenes of him interacting with the crew of the Enterprise. There was definitely room for some more cat-and-mouse dialogue. How does he compare to the original Khan? Well, he’s quite a different character, so I don’t really want to ‘go there’. Cumby’s Khan is less hammy and 80s, at least. On that note, there are some nods to Wrath of Khan in this movie, though its clearly not a direct remake- I can’t say what they are, but you’ll probably be expecting them anyway!

Quinto, again, great as ever. Both he and Pine come across as being a few years older and wiser than in the first film- which seems like an obvious thing to say, but its noticeable when done right. Hell, even Peter Weller is good, though his character doesn’t get much attention.

There’s a new woman, because it seems there has to be to keep men interested in films. She gets her kit off for a few seconds in a very ‘token’ feeling panties shot, just like in the first film. It’s okay though because she’s smart and independent. I forget her name. Blonde-panty-scientist-not-Uhura.

A highlight for me was that we get to see Klingons for the first time since the reboot, and they look cool, which is saying something. They don’t look like fake-tanned men with pasties stuck to their foreheads, anyway. There’s another classic Star Trek alien to spot too…

Not much else to report without committing spoiler crimes. It’s a fun film, as good as the previous, well thought out with solid acting. The plot is simple and direct (the twists are as obvious as a horse in a bin, but they serve their purpose to drive events forward) and has a pleasing dose of the classic Star Trek vibe- the application of strategy in order to win against the odds. I’ve always liked that angle in Star Trek, because it’s far more pleasing than brainless big-guns action and it suits the naval atmosphere of the franchise.

Oh, yeah, I got a free Starfleet pin badge, too. I’m cool!

 
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Yo.

I’m always pleased to see thing which I think are cool, but are too embarrassing to actually use outside of your own home.

Here be one such thing- MOGA, the mobile gaming system, which addresses an issue close to my retro heart!

Basically, it’s a control pad. Not just any control pad, but a fairly retro looking one. This pad plugs into your Android phone and allows you to circumvent the need for touch-screen controls!

Anyone else like having classic games like Sonic and Streets of Rage on their phone, but rarely play them because it’s too awkward? Thumbs hiding most of the screen? Finding it hard to time button presses without a button to press?

There are two versions, Pro and Pocket, so here’s the speil:

‘The game-changing MOGA Pocket Controller features dual analogue sticks, shoulder triggers and four action buttons, and connects wirelessly via Bluetooth™, transforming consumers’ existing smartphones and tablets into precision gaming systems – with no extra hardware required.  Using the MOGA Arm™ to secure your smartphone, MOGA Pocket gamers benefit from a uniquely slim and sleek ergonomic design that maximises portability, whilst also minimising wrist fatigue during gaming sessions. Perfect for the gamer-on-the-go, the MOGA Pocket looks set to be a big winner with commuters with its discreet, compact design.’

MOGA Pocket Controller

Meanwhile:

‘The MOGA Pro Controller is designed for mobile gamers looking for extended playtime. Designed for maximum comfort and control, the MOGA Pro has full-sized grips, dual analogue sticks and a D-Pad, bringing console-class gaming to the mobile environment. Unlike the MOGA Pocket, there is no need for batteries as the controller is fully rechargeable and also HID enabled to grant a mobile gamer access to a wider collection of gaming titles.’

MOGA Pro Controller

But how do you know which games work? It seems you find your MOGA modified games via the Moga Pivot app, which has a library of titles such as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Real Soccer 2013, PACMAN® by Namco and Sonic CD.

I love this idea for getting my retro on- but I wish it was a bit more universally compatible and I really want to see an iPhone version.

Still, it’s fun, no?

www.MOGAanywhere.com has the full skinny.

Excuse me, I’m off to Guardiana.

 
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Part two of the recykus!

Largely because I’m so busy

In other words, I have to go and see Star Trek.

Robocop vs Sherlock!

Anyway, another twofer:

 

I love the hedgehog,
Spiky insectivore dude,
Punk garden rodent

 

Some folks like Islam,
Some like Christianity,
I like cheese and ham.

 

Tomorrow!

 
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