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Nickelodeon has released more joy into the mobile games arena.

With what?!

Turtle power, of course. The nostalgic among us may be pleased to see this game emerge.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Rooftop Run is Nick’s first worldwide mobile app, available in more than 150 countries and 8 languages. I think that, in itself, is quite the thing, don’t you?

A game distributed to 150 countries. If there’s ever any doubt as to the value- or power- of the mobile gaming platform, it should be quelled post haste. If we could do the same with something wholesome and educational…

Anyway, anthropomorphised turtles with martial arts. You can basically run and fight your way across the 3-D rooftops of New York as any of the four iconic amphibians: Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Banksy. Defeat the Kraang, save the day, waste 5 minutes on the bus or while you wait for your toast to pop. You have to run ahead of the Kraang’s tractor beam, creating your typical running related against-the-clock mobile game action. You can get power-ups and new weapons, all that jazz.

There’s more! You collect energy orbs to fill the energy meter. Once it’s full, you enter the suspicious ‘Turtle Time’, wherein you get a slow motion, zoomed in game mode and you tap the screen like your phone isn’t worth £400 and lots of baddies get cowabunga’d. I suspect that this energy meter thing is a metaphor for the souls that the Turtles reap from their foes, charging them with terrible bloodlust.

It’s not all violence! You can pop into a Turtle Lair (do turtles have lairs?!) to upgrade your turtle and get various boons which increase your… oh… you know… energy and coins and things. Basically, if you make the little numbers go up, then you can use them to make the numbers go up even faster.

It’s £1.49, mind. I’m more of a 69p bandit. Currently it’s just on iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

Summarised like a boss:

Battle hoards of enemies from the Foot Clan, Kraang, and Dimension X

Activate Turtle Time to fight up close in a slow-motion combat sequence

Outfit the Turtles in exclusive Cyber and Stealth gear

Upgrade with weapons, gadgets and boosts like the Laserbot and Turtle Saver

Unlock and play as the Turtles’ formidable canine foe Dogpound

Earn rewards from the pizza time mini-game

Epic Boss Battles

 

Leonardo leads

 

Have YOU ever seen a turtle get down?

If you don’t get that reference, come back after a thorough googling.
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Hey Ya’ll.

Well, more terrible events in the news, with the awful explosion at a fertiliser plant in Texas.

The last report was an estimate of 5-15 people killed, while the search still goes on.

What can possibly be said? My thoughts are with them- as they are with all the suffering people around the world.

The pictures are quite amazing; I knew that fertiliser could be explosive (ammonia to be specific) but the sheer power is really something quite shocking.

Come on, April, stop being rubbish.

For once I’m going to do a serious haiku!

In fire, in violence,

In cry, in stagger, in scream,

In hurt we are one.

 

 

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Yo.

Them there results for the Xbox LIVE entertainment awards have been announced:

 

GAMES

Best Game – Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Best Family Game – Kinect Sports Ultimate

Best Xbox LIVE Arcade Game – Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition

Best Add On / Consumable – Call of Duty: Black Ops II – Season Pass

 

TV & MOVIES

Best TV Series – The Walking Dead

Best Movie – Ted

Best Superhero Movie – Avengers Assemble

Best Comedy – Ted

 

MUSIC

Best Album – Lana Del Ray – ‘Born to Die’

Best Single – Swedish House Mafia – ‘Don’t You Worry Child’

Best Artist – Eminem

Best Music Video – Psy – ‘Gangnam Sytle’

 

Meh, I’ll admit that Black Ops II is a good game- just never been my cuppa tea. Hoo-rah, etc. Other than that, mostly appropriate wins in my eyes. Well done, the public.

Watching Thatcher’s state funeral at all? I’m happy to wait for the highlights.

Right- have a good one folks and be happy.

 
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