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Our Daily Beard – 04/02/13

Being Human Returns!

Great. I’m a little torn on this series now. It has lost, along with its entirely starting cast, a lot of its punch. What made the first and second series great was the perfect balance of comedy and drama, erring just slightly on the comedy side in order to offset the inherent daftness of the setting- a werewolf, vampire and ghost living together.

I mean, the whole point is the daft. Put supernatural creatures into a banal everyday world, having to live together and go to the shops and drink lots of tea. Occasionally swing from humour to drama when the reality of such a juxtaposition hits home- the pressure of trying to be normal, the inevitable violence. The nature of evil gets explored while telling stupid jokes, as the dark deeds of the monsters are mirrored by those of the human world. It’s a pretty old concept: who are the real monsters?

But something went wrong. It got too serious, because of something I call sequel syndrome, which applies to TV shows as much as movies. They have to up the ante and make each series more dramatic than the last, with the stakes (hoho) rising exponentially.

Series One: Three spooky things living together in Bristol, lolz. Some kind of threat from an organisation of vampires (it’s suggested that they want to take over the world but I felt that this was somewhat tongue in cheek due to the location).

Series Two: Now we’ve got a human religious organisation hurting supernatural creatures. Great- turn it on its head, lots of danger, marvellous. Oh, and a main character falls off the blood wagon. Does he go mad and kill someone?! Not just that, he actually commits a massacre. A proper massacre with piles of bodies. Wait a minute- that escalated unbelievably quickly didn’t it? Yes.

Series Three: The cops are hot on Mitchell’s trail, because of the atrocity. It’s okay, because he’s sad about it. Great for a torturous moral drama, but in a comedy setting, it somewhat upsets the apple cart and becomes a boring waiting room for the next funny. Bad guy returns. Okay, at least the ante isn’t being upped too much. Oops, yes it is, the Antediluvians are here to kick off. They’ve somehow heard of the antics of one vampire in Wales and they want to do evil. So now we’re dealing with the oldest, most evil vampires of all. Of all. Somehow.

Series Four: The old ones or elders or whatever are about. Uhoh! What do they want? To take over the world. No, I’m not kidding, actual world domination, with hints of a dark future. Ante = pretty much as high as it can get. Is this meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, what with BH being a comedy drama? By Odin’s eye patch, I hope so. Right, well, we can prevent the end of the world, it’s like… ironic, or something. These few nobodies having to deal with the fate of the human race; it’s funny, even if it is presented so seriously that it overshoots deadpan by a mile.

Series Five: The Devil.

 

Yep. What’s going to be in series six, aliens?! Will there be a zombie apocalypse? I literally cannot thing of higher stakes than the source of all evil. It’s still funny, but it’s losing any trace of charm.

Like my girlfriend said: what’s next, God Goes Rogue?

 
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Our Daily Beard – 03/02/13

Phoenix Wright. Are you familiar with his work? If not, read no more, and fie upon ye barnacles.

Nick, as his friends call him, started out in Phoenix Wright – Ace Attorney.

I’ve been replaying this recently (and the rest will surely follow) because I really enjoy this series of games. I’ve been playing it on an emulator (yes, I do own the DS game too) because it means I can tap away at it casually while at work or listening to web radio. Huge thanks to the DeSmuME team!

These games put me firmly in mind of the old text based adventures of yore, not because of the content (nary a dragon in sight) but because of the format. You meet characters and read what they have to say without any voice acting, and yet somehow the game conveys their tone and mood, with only a handful of different poses/expressions for each character.

The speed that it prints the text, pitch of the beeping sound the text makes, little flashes and sudden stops that demonstrate sudden activity (like a whip to the face) all contribute to the voice of a character.

You examine the 2d scenery for little clues, you examine those clues in detail, you present evidence to get information from characters. It reminds me of my favourite Mega CD game, Snatcher. Yeah, I went there. The whole mechanic is classic pre-3d gaming and it’s a super vehicle for both the plot and the core gameplay, namely winning court cases through logic.

Anyway, you’ve played it. Why am I going on about it?

Because I want more ‘visual novels’. Remember Hotel Dusk? The DS is only the start- let’s see some more for iOS, and for the PC! People play casual games and browser games- take it further. Mini browser or desktop games that tell a story, interactive books with a gameplay element.

iOS and casual game developers, hear my cry. Unleash me. If there’s something I can do, its short stories and episodic stories. We can make some gripping-ass games. Crime mysteries (light-hearted and dark), sci-fi puzzlers, choose-ye-own fantasies, anything you want.

Oy, let’s just make Phoenix Wright Vs Snatcher.

 

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Our Daily Beard – 02/02/13

Today I am endeavouring to lend my acumen to the Which? brand of magazines.

Don’t thank me, guys. Just embrace it. It’s my calling in life.

 

Which? magazines are very useful for comparing things to similar things. You want to buy a camera? Oh, my friend, you’re probably asking yourself… which camera should I buy? Well, open Which Camera? and behold several cameras compared by price, function and overall worth.

No problem with the format. Information is important to decision making. Frankly, I can’t tell most similar objects apart, especially cars. However, I feel that they have missed out on some key areas where people need reviews and comparisons and star ratings.

 

Observe:

Which Prime Minister?

Which Blunt Murder Weapon?

Which Side Of The Bed?

Which Excuse?

Which Suicide Method?

Which Hazel?

Which Vertebrae?

Which Extinction Event?

Which Comparison Site?

Which Mammal?

Which Which Magazine?

 

This is only scratching the surface. There are so many things that need to be compared. Editors: sort it out. I don’t mind helping. Here you go, I’ll get you started on Which Blunt Murder Weapon: Snow globe – 3 out of 5 stars. Very dramatic scene of falling blood and snowy fluid. Glass shatter is satisfying, but coupled with globe contents makes for a forensic nightmare.

Make it happen.

 
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