Our Daily Beard – 20/03/13


The Budget today. I can’t even bring myself to try to understand it.

Instead, let’s make a silly rhyme.

There once was a woman called Laura Mvula,

Who set out to become the world’s ruler.

She shaved her head and sung the world over,

Then she devoured the souls of all who opposed her.


Also, something about bells.

See you tomorrow!



by Bret

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