Our Daily Beard – 25/03/13
Sorry folks, it’s the end of the world.
I received this missive today, surely a sign of the apocalypse. The four horsemen couldn’t have done worse. The antichrists of Saturday night TV have made their final gambit for the souls of mankind.
Behold and despair:
PJ And Duncan Set For First Ever Number One
PJ and Duncan stole the show on Saturday Night Takeaway as they belted out their “classic” Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble and William Hill are offering 8/13 that the song, that has been racing up the download charts, reaches number one this weekend (6/5 it does not).
“It seems as though the whole nation was watching Saturday Night Takeaway this weekend and as a result, Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble is number one on the iTunes chart and looks likely to scoop the UK number one this weekend,” said William Hill spokesman Joe Crilly. “Ant and Dec could get their first number one 20 years after their first single.”
Will PJ and Duncan be number one in the Official Top 40 this weekend: 8/13 yes; 6/5 no
Sorry to be the one to break it to you, folks. Say goodbye to your loved ones. The shadows draw nigh. The addition of an ‘h’ in ‘rumble’ is sapping my very mortal being even as I type.
The challenge has been issued.
Let the forces of good and evil clash in the final battle.
Let the heavens rain fire and the oceans boil.
Let’s get ready… to rhumble.
[sociable]