I thought I’d make a fool of myself for April Fools Day, instead of failing to trick my girlfriend yet again.
The form of this embarrassment is simple; I’m taking part in Ape-ril!
Think Movember, but with beards, for orangutans.
Long story short, I trimmed by beard today and won’t shave for the rest of Ape-ril. I’m hoping that you lovely folks of the internet will sponsor me in my endeavors and help to raise a little money for our endangered cousins.