Our Daily Beard – 09/02/13

Good evening fellow mammals.

It’s time for a glimpse into my day to day life, peeling back the layers of mystery and gazing on the wonder that is my world.

I know, I know- some of you aren’t ready. Some of you would prefer to preserve the legend, rather than see that I’m actually just a mortal man.

But I’ve got nothing else to talk about today.

So, here’s one of the things I do to amuse myself (Becki has to take some blame) and how you can recreate the hours of fun:

  1. Watch Game of Thrones.
  2. Be making a stir-fry of some kind. Go on, I’ll wait for you to catch up.
  3. Get to the stage where you add mushrooms (or chilli or whatever).
  4. Use a chopping board with a hole in it (where you grip it).
  5. Shovel the mushrooms through the little hole, to meet their demise in the pan.
  6. While doing so, cry ‘Open the Moon Door!’ and ‘Make the bad man fly!’
  7. Giggle.




See? I’m just as useless at home.


by Bret

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