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Hey hey hey.

Just a quick one as I’m all over the place today.

The last of the recycled haikus! I know, so lazy…


If I were a cat,
I would eat bats and puppies,
To gain their powers.


Ventricles are great,
The left one shoots my blue blood,
Up the Aorta.




by Bret

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