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5:03 pm
/ by Bret + /
Filed in: The Gist
Tagged as: bishop, comic, euphemism, expanse, funny, gist, humour, lettuce, masturbation, penis, pterodactyl, vagina, wanking

The Gist of Wanking Words

If only today was National Juvenile Humour day!

Then you’d all be sorry. Enjoy a new Gist comic, with some choice euphemisms. Have you got any of your own for the list? Just pop them in the comments!

Demi chooses not to bring up that Red’s primitive penis is hidden inside his cloaca, while Red chooses not to mention that Demi only has, like, half a lettuce. Maybe they’re getting along after all?

11:11 am
/ by Bret + /
Filed in: Don't Lose Your Headline
Tagged as: Birmingham, carriage, child, comedy, enema, F1, fire, fish, gig, Horse, JIMP, keyhole, lonelyisland, lynn, marriage, neros, news, penis, podcast, priest, shit, shitblocker, wanking

DLYHL S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today!

We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!