Then you’d all be sorry. Enjoy a new Gist comic, with some choice euphemisms. Have you got any of your own for the list? Just pop them in the comments!
Demi chooses not to bring up that Red’s primitive penis is hidden inside his cloaca, while Red chooses not to mention that Demi only has, like, half a lettuce. Maybe they’re getting along after all?
There’s no Phil this week! Dennis will be most pleased! He’s away on a vision quest, seeking the Salmon of Doubt, so Chris and Bret are taking up the reins in his stead. This week, one of them has been called a Viking and another has proven that he’s smarter than Phil, but which is which?
Hello and welcome to Don’t Lose Your Headline!
It’s not the penultimate episode, because we’re going to make this season longer. Longer is always better, right?